ABC - What Would Oprah Say?

Oprah’s first question to you would be? 

I imagine that I'm talking to Oprah because I have just recently published my Memoirs and she wants to know, "Are you SURE this isn't fiction?" She would probably continue by asking, "Are you on medications to remain sane?" To which I would reply with laughter and say, "Nope, not a thing!"  She would sit back in her chair and just laugh with me.  My dream.