My best and worst first date were one in the same. Fortunately, he married me anyway!
Hubby and I were in high school. On our first date, he took me out to eat at Rocky Rococo's Pizza. Little did I know that Rocky's pizza would literally cause a "rapid detox" of my intestinal system! We weren't 5 min. out of the restaurant and I needed a bathroom right away. He asked if I wanted to go back to the restaurant, but I asked him to just take me home - about 5-10 more min. away.
So, he gets me home - we lived in a trailer home at the time. Please read: Very thin walled housing with no sound proofing at all. I just make it to the bathroom after a hasty - "Hi-Mom,-this-is-Matt,-I-gotta-go-to-the-bathroom,-please-say-hello!" ZOOMING past my Mom, leaving my brand-new boyfriend in the dust. Fortunately, Mom knew to keep the radio on! LOL (Thanks, Mom.)
After I get out of the bathroom, we leave again to go who knows where and my Mom proceeds to pinch my new boyfriend in the ass on the way out the door! Good grief! (Yeah... thanks, Mom!)
It was our first date, but he still kept coming for more!
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